I guess on some level I always assumed I could make smores at home without fire, but I never tried it. It had probably been 20 years since I had a smore, but when I tested them last week to post this week, I nearly cried because they were so good and transported me right back to those summers around a campfire with my dad and brother. And if you don’t have any campfire nearby, you can make ‘em in your microwave! Hey Internet, it might be nearing the end of August, but it’s not too late to enjoy some delicious smores. The Bottom Line:4.This post may contain affiliate links. The Breakdown:So-so cocoa and under-appreciated marshmallows make for a ho-hum holiday cereal that may crackle, but ultimately fizzles. The Bowl:Trader Joe’s Hot Cocoa O’s Cereal If you’re really trying to eat merrily at Trader Joe’s for breakfast, you’re better off adding milk to their Jingle Jangle. But unfortunately, General Mills’ spherical fare beats it on all front but texture, making Hot Cocoa O’s a comparatively bland victim of circumstance, destined to soon reach the Island of Misfit (and Forgotten) Cereals. If trader Joe’s Hot Cocoa O’s were the only hot chocolate cereal out this year, it would likely be viewed more positively. Milk improves things noticeably, as it unites ‘mallow and ring into something that’s decidedly more milk chocolatey, and I’ll admit that it becomes closer to actual hot cocoa flavor than Cocoa Puffs ever does, but it’s a watered-down packet of Swiss Miss that lacks the rich depth of the real, homemade thing. The two flavors don’t mesh well, and they merely leave me yearning for a bowl of cocoa-blasted Cocoa Puffs, instead. It’s an intriguingly dark cocoa sweetness, but it fades far too fast into toasted grain nothingness-like a real mug of hot cocoa spiked with cornmeal.Īnd while the marshmallow’s have a pleasantly candied sugar sweetness, they can’t do much to fight back against their plasticky chocolate overlords. The crunchy rings (which eventually turn oddly gummy) have only a light-and frankly, nearly stale-processed cocoa powder flavor. And it’s not jus the rings, either: the curiously Mike and Ike-shaped marshmallows are just as curiously crunchy.įor reference, Lucky Charms marshmallows are already snappier than the average cereal marshmallow, but TJ’s Hot Cocoa O’s marshmallows out-snap Lucky Charms harder than me destroying my little cousin in Pokémon Snap for the Nintendo 64.īut someone call Guy Fieri to save Christmas, because all is not well in Flavortown. Compared to Sonny the Cuckoo’s wispy asteroids, Trader Joe’s saturnal rings pack a satisfying, hefty munch. Another part is that I’m still coming down from the cocoa butter high of my recent Chocolate Donut Cereal review-a cereal whose divinely devil’s food cake-y chocolate loops really throw Joe’s for a loop of their own.īut let’s first speak good of this weak link in December’s fudgy trilogy: Trader Joe’s Hot Cocoa O’s are crunchy. Part of the problem is that this hot chocolate cereal will inevitably be compared to Hot Cocoa Cocoa Puffs, which trounces TJ’s version in flavor. Whoops, sorry to tell you the gift before it’s opened, but Hot Cocoa O’s are a rare misstep by Trader Joe, who otherwise has a stellar record for ring-shaped seasonal cereals. Not bad, eh? Hopefully we can say the same for the cereal. It narrowly beat out our second idea: Fruitcake-Frosted Coal Flakes. So click-click-click on over to the cereal aisle to kick-kick-kick-off a merry day of snowball fighting and cookie dough munching in true winter style, as we turned a classic Yuletide flavor into a box of ho ho hoops and marshmallows. It’s all fun and reindeer games until someone skips breakfast. In fact, I ‘d like to try writing a Fearless Flyer entry for the store’s newest cereal, Trader Joe’s Hot Cocoa O’s, before diving into the review. Well buckle, up, Josè, Joey, and Joseph, because your nativity-era copywriting ain’t getting any better than that! I know, I know, it’s crazy: even after a devilishly creative line like that, Trader Joe’s corporate still won’t hire me to write their Fearless Flyer.
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